Steal The Hat

[Hunter501]

(From Bungie)


Ok, what you have to do is try to get the hat from the person above you at all costs. No double posting(obviously) and you can get the hat as many times as you want. Alright, I'll start

*Finds the hat on the ground*
Wow, this hat looks pretty cool, I hope no one steals it...

[TheTrojanBunny]

*Pulls a knife*
GIVE ME THE HAT OR I'LL KILL YOU!

[Hunter501]

*Takes out shotgun, shoots Trojan, and runs with hat to Alaska*

[ac3]

takes jeep to alsaka runs over hunter and takes hat

[Hunter501]

*Highjacks vehicles, kicks off ace, and takes hat*

[ac3]

little did he know i planted a nuclear volley bomb inside the hat

[Hunter501]

*Disables Nuke and hides Hat in Mexico*

[ac3]

blows up mexico with a really big nuclear volley bomb and finds new hat iin a rocket launcher while on vacation in canada

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

nukes madagascar goes around the world in 80 mili seconds on his morning walk. Grabs a knife and slits ac3's throat while squeezing lemon juice into his eyes then grabs a pissed off gopher stuffs it down hunters pants until he gives him the hat. HAHA I HAVE BOTH HATS

[ac3]

snipes him grabs both hats runs to china and lives his life in fear that everyone will come kill him to get the hat

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

damn him he knows my weakness CHINA

[Hunter501]

Assasinates ace and takes hat to area 51

[ac3]

where the crap is area 51

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

little did hunter know that the aliens in area 51 work for me and so they mobbed him and gave me the hat

[Hunter501]

*Get Grunt Army, blows up snipe, and takes hat*

[ac3]

sends an army of combat forms to mob hunter blows up combat forms after and takes hat =)

[TheTrojanBunny]

Car Bomb's Ace, takes hat and hides it in a special place in my armor.....;)

[ac3]

sends a bunny eating man after bunny and bunny gets so scared he drops hat and runs i take hat

[NorseForce28]

Says "If you want the hat so bad, then you can have it" Takes 4 hats and shoves them up everyone's ass, then makes a new one and runs away to a place I will never tell you about.

[ac3]

finds the place that hes talking about and blows him up and takes hat

[OcR FoRk]

*Violently teabags all hat owners and shits in the hats. There, now wear them!*

[TheTrojanBunny]

Creates a new hat, buys a defense grid so that Bunny-eating men can't get near me, and hides it in a safe.

[ac3]

gets bunny hunters to kill bunny and gets a nerd to open the safe and takes the hat

[OcR Rampage]

suicide bombs ac3 and comes back to life by ALLAH and takes the hat to the muslim heaven( hypotheically)

[TheTrojanBunny]

Comes to Muslim heaven, kills Allah and ac3, takes hat and puts it on, and dances around the headless body of Allah.

[Hunter501]

*Takes sword, cuts of the bunnies head, takes hat to underground bunker*

[TheTrojanBunny]

Find's underground bunker, goes Matrix on Hunter's rear, and takes the hat for his own.

[ac3]

blows up bunny with a rocket and takes hat to a secret place in japan

[Hunter501]

*Bombs japan, finds hat in ruins*

[TheTrojanBunny]

Recovers from rocket blast, finds ac3, and rips his head off, mounts it on a trophy wall, and takes hat for his own.

[Hunter501]

*Forgot about me, rips off Trojans head, takes hat to the bahamas*

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

Slits hunters throat and pees in his eyes then neuters him he lives throgh that so i nuke him then takes the hat

[TheTrojanBunny]

Condemns iSnip3 to Hades, takes hat, makes off with it to Russia.

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

beats up hades then convinces bush that russia has sent a nuclear threat to our country :D Your screwed. You blew up and the military got the damn hat and its locked up in an anti-nuclear titanium bunker that is 20,000,000 miles thick. Haha Get the dang hat now. I will only give you the hat if the response is realilistic even if it wasn't in the first place

[TheTrojanBunny]

I pose as President Bush, take that hat, and dive in the a nuclear submarine to the darkest depths of the oceans. And I don't need to come up for air for a very long time. THE HAT IS FINALLY MINE!

[OcR Bambino]

*Make's a robotic hat factory all programmed to follow only my command and goes thermal-nuclear if their outter shell is breached.* :umpf:

-Kevin

[ac3]

i go down in thye ocean with an army of nuclear submarines and blow the shit out of you and find hat in a damged sub

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*grabes hat from ac3 and takes a duke in it* :)

*hands it back and watches him wear it*

[ixi xizor ixi]

steals hat and destroys it. lol

[OcR FoRk]

*Puts a voodoo curse on all hats in the world. Whoever wears them gets violent diarrhea. There, NOW wear it.*

[ixi xizor ixi]

NO i destroyed it though! lol

[ac3]

does a counter curse on the hats and makes it so that if you ware it you cant stop shiting and makes spawnofdath ware it

[TheTrojanBunny]

Makes a new NON CURSED hat, puts it on, and finds that wearing it makes one paired to the hat FOREVER, and it cannot be removed! Chew on that!

[ac3]

blows up trojan and hat makes a new hat and hides it

[Hunter501]

*Finds hidden hat and turns invisible*

[OcR FoRk]

Shits on Hunter's stomach. Leaves the hat.

[TheTrojanBunny]

Makes a new hat that makes Trojan invincible, unable to be BLOW UP, or pooped on!

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

glues all hats in world to fork

[ixi xizor ixi]

makes a hatand wears it to become overlord!

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

kills everyone except trojan because hes invincible completly destroys all of the hats every where then finds the original hat and goes and hides in the outer colonies of reach.

[Aaecus]

Forms an alliance with the Covenant who blow Reach the f@#$ up and creates new "hat of peace" that is unwearable by anyone who obtained the hat through violence or trickery.

[ac3]

i ask for hat nicely and you give it to me

[Aaecus]

Asks to quickly and therefore reeks of treachery. The hat retaliates by condemning you to the void between heaven and hell and returns to it's former master.

[Hunter501]

*Robs hat and runs away*

[ac3]

snipes hunter and runs away with hat

[Aaecus]

Didn't read previous posts. Both obtained by violence and trickery. CONDEMNED. Hat is back to me.

[ac3]

destroys hat of peace and makes new hat that makes it so no one else can make hats this hat is industructable and can only be obtained through violence or robbery

[Facialz]

Runs over to ac3 and pistol whips him then runs away with hat.

[OcR FoRk]

Gives facialz a facial.

No ****.

[Facialz]

Cleans off face and pimp smacks Fork so that he is knocked out..

[OcR FoRk]

Makes Facialz eat the hat.

[Facialz]

Punches himself in the stomach and throws hat back up.

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*puts curse on Facialz making it to wear he must eat the hat or his body will be infested with gonorrhea*

[Facialz]

*Refuses to eat it so he receives Gonorrhea and then takes a needle and injects his blood into he needle, then stabs Spawn with the needle giving him gonorrhea also*
Haha

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*reveals metal armor* :P

[Facialz]

*notices he has no armor on forehead so he stabs him in the forehead*
Powned!

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*Removes mask mimicking facial features, and then puts another curse on Facialz to were if he touches me with anything he will turn gay forever* :)

[Facialz]

Wow, thats pretty gay
*puts on hat which makes him invulnerable to becoming gay*

[OcR FoRk]

Puts his penis on the hat, and then puts a curse on the hat. There are no counter curses or jinxes. If you touch the hat, you touch my penis. The two are now interchangeable.

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*watches Facialz desperatley grab the hat*


*Walks away slowly not caring about the hat*

[Facialz]

*whips out gay meter and notices that the meter is on level 10*
Wow, yall are pulling off some **** shit...O well
*places hat on Forks head*

[OcR FoRk]

Admits he is having an affair with Spawn.

No ****.

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*Continues to walk away*




No ****. :P

[Facialz]

*Runs after Spawn and then tackles him*
Did i say you could leave?

[OcR MYK]

*walks in w/o any knowledge of whats going on*

What the hell is going on here?!? Wheres the damn hat?!?

(im too lazy to read the whole thread)

[Facialz]

*smacks MYK*
Its on Forks head, duh!

[OcR MYK]

I'm afraid of gettiong a fork stuck up my ass again and decided the hat isnt worth it.

*walks out*

[I x DonT o MoD]

slips some money under the table and takes the hat from fork - goes into his bak pocket takes the money and runs to the border:p

[Hunter501]

*Unleashes 30 Cal. on Massacre, takes hat*

[I x DonT o MoD]

unleashes a massacre on hunter then laughs at his dead body takes Rippedhat

[Hunter501]

*Comes back to life, eats Massacre's brains, takes hat*

[OcR FoRk]

By grabbing the hat, Hunter is grabbing my penis. Gee, thanks Hunter!

No ****.

[TheTrojanBunny]

Trojan snipes Fork, still wearing his hat of invincibility, and then places multiple incendiary charges around the dead corpse in order to erase his ****-ness from the earth forever, and then hides himself in his undetectable submarine.

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

i blow up the universe and destroy the hat haha i hate that hat

[Aaecus]

I create an new hat-free universe.

[TheTrojanBunny]

I survive both of your attempts, still wearing my Hat of Invincibility, and take over the Universe.

[Hunter501]

*Beats up new ruler and take hat*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*BxR's Hunter right in the face*


*pauses*

Damn I still havn't mastered that. >_<

[Hunter501]

*Regenerates shields, kills Spawn, continues with hat to Area 51*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

Mwahaha im already dead silly. Hence my name! ;)

[Hunter501]

Oh well *Still has hat*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*laughs at Hunter wearing the hat that Fork has *****, and I have took a duke in* :)

[Hunter501]

*Drops hat, runs to hat store, buys new hat*

[OcR MYK]

*takes hat that you dropped because it was the original hat that we were trying to get this whole time*

[TheTrojanBunny]

Trojan walks into the store MYK is in, removes the hat of invincibility from MYK's head, grafts it into his own head, then turns MYK into a suicide bomber, who blows up Hunter.

[Hunter501]

*Plots evil plan*

[TheTrojanBunny]

Still having the hat on, goes up in Air Force 1, starts a nuclear holocaust, therefore ruining Hunter's plans.

[ac3]

gets US airforce to blow up air force 1 thinking that there is a terrorist aboard and president is in D.C. then finds hat in plane crash

[Hunter501]

*Crashes on ace, gets out and takes hat*

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

takes a dull pencil and ties hunter up then starts poking him until he dies. Once hunter died I though Why The Fuck do i want this stupid hat then i leave it on hunters head

[TheTrojanBunny]

Ac3 forgets that my hat makes me invincible, and I stab him with my energy sword. I then lock up Hunter and iSnip3 for murder.

[Hunter501]

*Breaks out of jail and follows Trojan...*

[TN GUNRUNNER]

sees hunter and trojin with thremal gogels and kills them both

[Hunter501]

Comes back to life, kills Sick, takes hat*

[TN GUNRUNNER]

only sick couldnt be killed and counters hunter and kills him agin and runs to china were everyone looks the same LOL

[Hunter501]

*Flash clone comes, takes hat for me*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*sees ac3 continuing to slit his wrists while crying in the corner*

:neutral:

*watches Hunter walk away with the hat that still has the curse making it to where he's touching Forks penis* :stunned:

[TheTrojanBunny]

Mike forgets that
A: My hat of invincibility is on my head pernamently, it's grafted on and
B: It makes me INVINCIBLE!

You can only remove it if you come up with something realistic, not "I kill Trojan and take the hat"

[I TidalWave I]

No one notices, a huge ass tidal wave comes out of no where and everyone drowns from undertow. Tidalwave finds hat on a nice sandy beach of hawaii.

[TheTrojanBunny]

^Finds that hat with Trojan still attached, and Trojan kills Tidal via RRBX

Trojan
FINALLY GOT THE TIMING RIGHT!

[Hunter501]

*BXR on Trojan, runs with hat*

[I TidalWave I]

takes knife and everyone knows you run faster with a knife and shanks hunter, once in the heart and two times in the stomach.

[Hunter501]

*Lives, gets away with hat, but bleeds out later*

[I TidalWave I]

drives by with nikko ducati speed bike picks up hat with knife, and rides with biker gang.

[TheTrojanBunny]

Even though scalped by Hunter's BxR, Trojan tracks down Tidal's biker gang, murders all of them KillBill style, slices Tidal's head off, and, realizing how much trouble it has caused, destroys it for all time. I then retire to an island, and I hope that I will never be handed a hat again.

[OcR just iLL]

buys a lion that eats the trojanbunny takes the hat, then takes a dump in it and hands it to hunter...have fun wearing it... :P

[TheTrojanBunny]

Before I am eaten alive, I take my sword and cut the lion open from the inside, tar and feather iLL for trying to kill me in such a horrid manner, and then to finish it all off, coat him in tuna blood and dump him in the Shark tank in a local aqaurium. iLL also forgets that I DESTROYED my hat of invincibility, and temporarily retired from this forum game, though further attacks will result in me rejoining the fight.

[Hunter501]

*Buys new hat at store*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*spawns randomely, and blasts the hat shop sending hunter and the store into complete fragments of debre*

[Hunter501]

*Survives, takes hat to Austria*

[OcR MYK]

*nukes Austria*

[Hunter501]

*Survives because of bomb shelter, unleashes zombie Mozart on MYK, holds onto hat*

[TheTrojanBunny]

Hunter runs into me in Austria, and I warn him against wearing that hat. When you refuse my advice, I kill you and give the hat to Spawn.

[OcR Rampage]

i mod every single country and speed up and take the hat out of spawn's ass

[Hunter501]

*Mods and takes hat from everyone*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*laughs at Hunter because he has the modded hat, not the geniune one we have been fighting over the whole time*

>_>

<_<

*reads Rampage's post* >:]


*throws hat in Trojans direction, and spawns away*

[TheTrojanBunny]

I look at the hat that everyone is fighting over, and decide to put it back on. I instantly become god-like (not that I wasn't already) and slow down Rampage and Hunter, making them run into my floating energy swords. I then make Spawn spawn on a sword. After this, I go to an undisclosed location.

[Hunter501]

*Uses device over Earth to find Trojan, nukes him, takes burned hat*

[Lzk HellSpawn]

*lands on a floating energy sword picks it up slices Rampages head off excluding him from the game* :D

*abbandons sword and dissapears into Oblivion*

[NorseForce28]

*Finds Spawn in Oblivion, throws him down a volcano, takes the hat, and then builds an unstoppable wall that no one can get past and holds the hat forever.*

[GriZzyy]

hire team of chinese ninjas and they steal the hat by stabbing you through the heart while you were sleeping..ninjas trade over hat for large sum of money

[I TidalWave I]

A huge ass TIDALWAVE comes and destroys shadowsniper and ninjas. Goes back into the ocean.

[I x DonT o MoD]

lasers the wall, give his cold to predator take the hat

[TheTrojanBunny]

Trojan sees Predator and Massacre holding the hat, kills both of them with his right thumb, and places the hat on his head, making him invincible, and since the hat is magic when it touches a rabbit's head, it binds to my head, making it impossible to remove, no back way or anything.

[OcR FoRk]

Fork enters Trojan anally, using the hat as a condom.

There, now wear it.

NO ****.

[TheTrojanBunny]

Ah Connor, you forget that you can't remove my hat. I pimp slap Fork and take off into space, to go into uncharted regions where I'm sure not to be found.

[Lzk HellSpawn]

Wow way to ressurect this predator. XD

Anyhow now that it is possible to search into the abyss of Oblivion, than it's possible to travel to those unknown regions. :Q

*detonates Trojans space ship thingy, grabs hat and throws hat in a gay bar* :)

[OcR Horror]

Noswal marches straight into the gay bar, takes a little too long bending over to pick up the hat, places said hat on head and cocks it to a degree of such startling Gregory Peck style manliness that he straightens out all the patrons, quick smart. He makes his escape during the chaos of 50 mustachioed men running to change out of their assless chaps. Where did he go? Nodbody knows...

[TheTrojanBunny]

I somehow survive the explosion, send Osama bin Laden into the gay bar and made him suicide bomb the place. I then use a crane to retrieve my hat.

[Lzk HellSpawn]

But little did trojan know that the area was infested with aids!

[OcR FoRk]

Fork takes the hat from the AIDS infested Trojan and learns sorcery. He casts a spell that will cause all the men from the gay bar to violently **** the next person who posts.

NO ****.