Post something about yourself

[OcR FoRk]

Post something about yourself that is freaky or odd, and try to outdo the person who posts above you. Must be something true.

I will start. Someday, my friends and I plan to be involved in a giant orgy, where there are 6 of us and 1 girl, just for fun.

[OcR Envy]

Post something about yourself that is freaky or odd, and try to outdo the person who posts above you. Must be something true.
I will start. Someday, my friends and I plan to be involved in a giant orgy, where there are 6 of us and 1 girl, just for fun.

Thats called a Train Gang :lol:

Something odd about myself huh? Well people are very surprised to find that a white boy like me is actually 25% Cape Verdian. Yes I had a black grandma when I was younger, wierd huh?

[I x DonT o MoD]

i dont think i can top that but here it goes

ive had 13 surgeries on my bak with 500 stiches and 2, 5-inch metal rods in my back if u dont belive me i have the scars and xrays to prove it:D

[TheTrojanBunny]

God Massacre......that is just f@#$ing weird....

Anyways...how many other people play the cello or any kind of instrument BESIDES a guitar or drums.

[xxPl4yS0ci3tYxx]

hmm mine is kind of weird .k
Anyways i want and plan on making a club at my high school called "the Commando Club" this is all because the dress code says you cant have your underwear showing. Hense the commando club our motto is "If You don't want to see it we wont wear it.

[TN GUNRUNNER]

lol

ok heres mine im only 16 and i already had to get my galblater taken out because of gualstones

[OcR FoRk]

I'm a vegetarian.

[Hunter501]

I may seem nice, just don't ever piss me off, or you'll regret it...

[I x DonT o MoD]

im jewish:p

[TN GUNRUNNER]

iv been to jevie for fight in skool to much

[i AwoN i]

Ha I'm kind of paranoid to post some things I could get in a lot of trouble if it got out of OcR circle...ummm I have to take a shower EVERY morning no matter what. There were days when I went to school late because someone in my family used all the hot water. I don't care if the house is on fire I need a warm shower every morning.

[OcR Rhino]

I have an Associates degree in Electrical Construction Technology. I have a Boston Terrier named Lexi. I bought my wife a pair of scissors for cutting hair for $500 once she became a Beautician.

[i AwoN i]

If anyone I know in real life aside from maybe my cousin knew I played halo let alone was active like this they would rip on me sooo hard.

[OcR cha0s]

God Massacre......that is just f@#$ing weird....
Anyways...how many other people play the cello or any kind of instrument BESIDES a guitar or drums.
I play cello. I also know 2 people who have the FBI watch their house.

[i AwoN i]

Care to say why? I knew a guy that was under ht survaillance(sp) he was so freaking slick /wd40 everything he touched.

Umm this is dying but was a good idea...I piss sitting down probably 75% of the time. Had a few mishaps being chemically inconvinienced trying to guesstimate where the toilet was in pitch black, live and learn.

[OcR Envy]

lol Piss sitting down. Classic A1, Classic.

And FoRk a vegatairan? Can I hear your reasoning as to why?

Lets see soemthing else about myself people don't know. Well my family is very wealthy. My father makes 7 figures a year and I stand to inherit more than a few million ;)

[Hunter501]

My father works for Aflac, so I have the duck!

[OcR GamePlayer]

lol Piss sitting down. Classic A1, Classic.
And FoRk a vegatairan? Can I hear your reasoning as to why?
Lets see soemthing else about myself people don't know. Well my family is very wealthy. My father makes 7 figures a year and I stand to inherit more than a few million ;)



Did i mention how much i love you? About my self, hmmmm. Ive been with my wife coming up on 9 years and im only 22. :)

[Hunter501]

That's crazy Gameplayer

Currently I am paroniod and pissed off. I also hate Philadelphia sports teams

[TheTrojanBunny]

Paranoid and ticked? How many times have I been like that? :P

Anyways, I hope to edit video for a job

[i AwoN i]

I've had police pull their guns on me twice. Once I was lost in a really, really bad area and saw 3 cop cars making an arrest off to the side of the road so not thinking I just wanted directions out of there I came up behind them like "Heeey guys" and the one pulled his gun and turned around "Hands in the air!!" hah guess I deserved that.

Second time I was speeding (stupid, please dont speed) on a long stretch of open road all to myself, I was going 140-145 a cop was sitting at a DEAD stop, I saw him and got off 2 exits later, took me about 10 seconds ot pass 2 exits going that fast somehow as I got off the second exit he caught up to me and its textbook or something to approach a vehicle going that fast w/ weapons drawn. He was really cool normally I would have said "I refuse ot make any statements or anwser any questions w/o my attorney present" but I was so suprised he caught up to me I was just like "I was going to fast to get off the 1st exit so I got off this one, I thought it'd be dangerous to do a traffic stop on a major highway" and he bought it haha I could have easily gotten some bad charges there. Never drive faster than your gaurdian angel can fly.

[OcR FoRk]

And FoRk a vegatairan? Can I hear your reasoning as to why?


I would rather not get into it. I got into this big debate with CR about it, and it ended in flames :o.

Another thing about me- I believe age is only a number, as far as relationships go. I'm 17. ;)

[TheTrojanBunny]

Intresting Fork, I didn't know that about you....

In case none of you read my Member of the Month interview, I do, in fact, own 9 cats.

[I x DonT o MoD]

i own 1 dog and ive had it for 3 years


pooped in the house twice...the day we got her...and yesterday lol

[OcR FoRk]

Here's a weird one: I crap at least 2 times a day. It keeps me skinny :)

[I x DonT o MoD]

i eat as much food as a 300 poud person (no joke) and i weigh 130 pds =] only a lil fat in there

[OcR FoRk]

i eat as much food as a 300 poud person (no joke) and i weigh 130 pds =] only a lil fat in there

You must also crap a lot :)

[TN GUNRUNNER]

i always get asked to play for my skools football team but have no intrest in playing for a team or like football, or really any sports.

[NorseForce28]

I'm the opposite of you xa1x, I've gone long times without a shower.

[i AwoN i]

I wrote an amazing paper while high for some mandatory contest in my schools area it was a bunch of different highschools and the best essay got a prize like a fake plastic gold trophy or something equally gay.

I got high and wrote about how I am a nobody, and proud of it. You know when you hear people say stuff like "You kidding, nobody does that" about something extraordinary? The premis of my paper was based off that, except I listed all the unbelievable things I've done, saying nobody does that. It was set up to seem like it was countering all the papers they've read that say "lulz me climbed mt everizt dood" etc. I ended the paper by saying "Originality is hard to come by these days. Nobody is original, and I am proud to be a nobody." Basically the last sentence gives new meaning to the whole paper, where once the afforementioned nobody was thought of as non-existant now I take the alias of nobody meaning I achieved all of those things. Common phrases like "nobody does that" made that possible. The latent message was legalization /defending recreational drug use, since drug users are usually wrongly labeld "nobodies".

I was told if I removed all the drug references and basically completely reconstructured the paper they would have submitted it to represent my school. I was like, umm no...which felt a lot better than winning some lame prize would have felt.

[OcR just iLL]

i have epilepsy and take 15 pills a day which consist of 3 different medications

the fastest i have ever driven was 140 down my street in the city with is a 35 mph speed zone...other than the chronic medical problem i am pretty lucky.

i have two goats one named phibi and the other named joey

and envy...you ask us to donate just hit up your parents you bastard. :wack:

[TN GUNRUNNER]

back in elementry i was always the bottem of my class but after i got urested i started paying more attention in school and now they want me to take pre-college classes

[i AwoN i]

Thats awesome you have a goat...

I cut my own hair and one time I forgot to oil the blades.I went right down the center like always but with the lack of oil it felt like I was being scalped by Chief Wolf Running Moon and his indian homies.

I had already started, to late to stop so I went through possibly the most painfull 15 minutes of my life evening the haircut out. After I smashed the living hell out of that damn razor and it felt sooo good. Then I realized the razor wasn't broken I had just forgotten to oil it. I don't have a long fuse but try shaving your head with an un-oiled razor and resisting the urge to smash the shit out of it afterwards:)

[I TidalWave I]

Im Mexican and Gay

[Letthe]

I eat flavored crayons and hold in my poop until I have to go to the hospital.

[OcR Envy]

i have epilepsy and take 15 pills a day which consist of 3 different medications
the fastest i have ever driven was 140 down my street in the city with is a 35 mph speed zone...other than the chronic medical problem i am pretty lucky.
i have two goats one named phibi and the other named joey
and envy...you ask us to donate just hit up your parents you bastard. :wack:

Brave man.


And like I said I stand to "inhert" the money. Eventually when you get out on your own you'll have to ask your rents for money and you'll realize it sucks doing it. Hense I only "borrow" when it's absolutely necessary :P


I own a dog as well. She's a pitbull and her name is precious ;)

[OcR just iLL]

and envy's real name is golum...

i am missing an incisor tooth, i had it when i was a baby but when the baby tooth feel out nothing else came in, and on the other side same tooth position i had a peg lateral which pretty much looks like a fang but with the same length as a normal tooth.

[OcR Envy]

For those of you who can't see HotShots Post Edit History:

i am missing an incisor tooth, i had it when i was a baby but when the baby tooth feel out nothing else came in, and on the other side same tooth position i had a peg lateral which pretty much looks like a *** but with the same length as a normal tooth.


LOL iLL! :D Best Typo Evah!

[I x DonT o MoD]

hahaha lmao now i get it

[TheTrojanBunny]

Oh snap iLL! That is quote worthy that is...

Anyways, I've had 3 dental operations, 1 of which was over my gums and 2 of which were over certain teeth in my mouth that needed to be removed. Each and every time I couldn't eat anything other than milkshakes or other soft foods for a week or so.

[i AwoN i]

I almost got on hannidy and colmes national news tv show. Some girl got written up for eating in class (because she was black, obviously) and somehow got politicians in my area to support her. It made local news because everyone loves 'racist' contraversy and since the newscasters are hot as hell I was all "Yeah I'm the school president, I'm best friends with that girl bla bla" all BS hah. They all took down my # for follow up reports, and nobody in the school seemed to care I was on a bunch of news channels and papers claiming to be "Class representative, school president, number one in my class etc".


A few weeks after local news died down I got a call from hannidy and colmes secretary asking if I would do satellite live interview for their show. I was like hells yeah but that week the pope and terry shivo decided to die and news stations deemed that more important than me:( ...They didn't cancel it til an HOUR before I was supposed to go on I was so angry. I was going to bring my chinese friend from public school and he was going to claim to be the school president too just to see how extreme I'd have to get for someone to notice I was telling a fib.

[I TidalWave I]

Wow sounds like fun.

[i AwoN i]

I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the Terminator 2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sort of ruins the fantasy.

[Hunter501]

You may know, but I'm the youngest ember in this clan

[I TidalWave I]

Rofl that is so sick i should of come up with something like that maybe like coming out of a poke ball.

[Letthe]

I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the Terminator 2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sort of ruins the fantasy.

Or waiting for someone to come behind you. :O

[Hunter501]

I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the Terminator 2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sort of ruins the fantasy.
That is messed up

[ixi xizor ixi]

Alright but you all might not know this about me. but i am Mexican. seriously.
also i have gotten into fights at school and put 5 guys in the hospital. i have broke a guys arm. broke 3 guys ribs and the other one i broke his nose. most of them charged me for assault but i have won every case bc they all started the fights and threw the first punch.

[I TidalWave I]

:screwed2::screwed2: like this
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Yo tambien( I'm mexican also) yeah ive been in a couple of fights in oakland but i rather not talk about them.

[i AwoN i]

I'm a ****** because wednesday or thursday I forget is my birthday and I painted this 25 year old womans house she has a fiance (rich as hell you should see her engagement ring) and she is 100x hot not some ugly skank. Anyway the third and fourth times I finished painting she wasnt wearing her engagement ring anymore and she never mentioned it to me I just knew, and I'm done painting but she knew my bday was wed or thurs and wants me to come over and look at the job I did (pointless its already done) and she says she has a suprise for me. I'm a ****** because I really think she is going to molest me as a last hoorah before she gets married, people do that right? If she does I get bragging rights forever.

This is all thanks to my terminator ritual.

[Hunter501]

I hate all Philadelphia sports teams

[i AwoN i]

I only have my terminator ritual.

I love other peoples birthdays because I'll wrap up garbage gifts and write from "***" so that *** gets yelled at for giving them a shitty gift. Good example is my cousins fiance is all quiet and reserved so for his wedding gift my grandmother(aka meee) is going to give him a shirt that says "How dare I wear this fucking shirt in front of your fucking kids"...his reaction will be priceless.

[OcR FoRk]

I only have my terminator ritual.
I love other peoples birthdays because I'll wrap up garbage gifts and write from "***" so that *** gets yelled at for giving them a shitty gift. Good example is my cousins fiance is all quiet and reserved so for his wedding gift my grandmother(aka meee) is going to give him a shirt that says "How dare I wear this fucking shirt in front of your fucking kids"...his reaction will be priceless.

Ahahaha! I want to try that!!

[i AwoN i]

I'm pretty sure I'm the first to start /re-popularize that bday trick.

Also one christmas I was going out with:screwed2: this cheerleader prep chick but she was to much effort so I just started being an asshole to her just to make her stop wanting to see me, it was kind of like a game. For christmas I kid you not she got pokemon cards with assorted glued on glitter patterns and paperclips shaped like hooks ripped through one corner on each of the respective pokemon cards. I called them earrings and was told it was the most original gift she had ever recieved and for that she liked it but it was like a just being polite thing so I guess she was mad...I still can't decide if that is funnier than if she had flipped out so I have nuetral feelings for this story.

[OcR FoRk]

I'm pretty sure I'm the first to start /re-popularize that bday trick.
Also one christmas I was going out with:screwed2: this cheerleader prep chick but she was to much effort so I just started being an asshole to her just to make her stop wanting to see me, it was kind of like a game. For christmas I kid you not she got pokemon cards with assorted glued on glitter patterns and paperclips shaped like hooks ripped through one corner on each of the respective pokemon cards. I called them earrings and was told it was the most original gift she had ever recieved and for that she liked it but it was like a just being polite thing so I guess she was mad...I still can't decide if that is funnier than if she had flipped out so I have nuetral feelings for this story.

You are my hero for that aha. What other things have you done?

[Hunter501]

One thing about me, i am really short

[i AwoN i]

You are my hero for that aha. What other things have you done?
A lot, not a lot of people appreciate what I do. I did stuff like that to kids I went to catholic school with and didn't care about and my friends were all in public school.

In my highschools cafeteria they had pacman machines so I would go over and unplug the machine when some nerd was getting 'hi-score dood'. I did it really obvious, like my friend originated it and he pretended to trip over the cord but I just walked up and as intentionally as possible while looking at the kid playing the game I would slowly take out the power cord and just walk away, they never did anything catholic school kids are tough as nails you really cant mess with them at all(rolling eyes).

You should see some of the papers I turned in my senior year, 30s and 40s were abundant when I wrote papers arguing for child molestation or beastiality. One paper since it was a catholic school we had to do 20 hours of service ot the community and write a paper about it. I had a bet that the teacher doesnt even read the papers so I wrote mine about how I saved my towns children and playground Rambo style from a velociraptor attack and I got an 89 on that one.

[OcR just iLL]

my friend lives next to a new housing developement so one night we went and found all the paint cans we could and repainted in a way one of thier nice models homes that was right on the street...and security gaurds are fat, we almost got caught but he wouldnt get out of his crappy ass car to chase us down he just drove in circles around the developement with a spot light.

and i live near an orange orchard so every once and a while when the oranges are nice and ripe we will chuck them at cars driving on the street. we even got one guy to stop pull over and say "You kids want to play, I'm game."

and he circled the orange orchard for ten mins with his lights off, and we were in the country at this time...redneck freaking central man, scared the shit out of us.

[Hunter501]

I still have some baby teeth and I'm almost 14

[TheTrojanBunny]

Man A1, you are one crazy guy.....

Anyways.....my little brother once wrote about one of our trips to Europe for an Essay in English and got a 70. I wrote one about dogweed (a little plant that when brushed on your skin repells mosquitoes which is REALLY helpful in FL) and I got a 97. My brother was SO mad.....and I think I'll try what you did with the gift things A1. It'll be: "TO FRANK, FROM (Insert My Mom's or Dad's name here)" I just need to decide what to get him.....maybe a box full of dead roaches.......

[i AwoN i]

I go for something that is believable but believable by a stretch. My grandmom has alzhiemers or something so she does shit like that anyway.

One of my dreams is to find an english person and have them follow me around for a day just going off on people I would be laughing so hard. When they rant on xbox live their accent makes me laugh so hard, it's childish but I dont care its so funny. One time I was talking to this british guy I met and he was telling this story and he says "Yah there was a bee hive in my yard so I stuck my *** butt in the hive and got stung" ...because they call cigarettes fags.

[Hunter501]

Inhaven't broken a bone in my body yet

[OcR FoRk]

Hunter, how tall are you?

A1, you are nuts.

[i AwoN i]

In my defense you only live once and that really pisses me off. I see so many people and can just tell they want to say or do something but are scared to because of social phobias or cultural inhibitions. To continue that train of thought sometime next summer I really hope to figure out a way to travel to at least one place over seas. Not really uncommon but I've up and driven all along the east coast a lot of times I love traveling.

I'm scared to grow up because to me that will stop me from being able to more or less up and go /do whatever I feel like.

[Hunter501]

Hunter, how tall are you?
A1, you are nuts.
Almost 14 and I'm 5'4" not kidding

[i AwoN i]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qVJsYibz1o
I pWnZ snowmen and slow mo owns my videos sound.

[TheTrojanBunny]

I once did a H1 1v3 with me Vs. My brother, cousin, and dad. I won 25-10

[OcR FoRk]

Hunter- Maybe you haven't hit your growth spurt yet?

A1- That video owns lol!

Trojan- Don't be a nerd :P

[Hunter501]

I guess not Fork, I don't want to be a midget

[OcR FoRk]

I guess not Fork, I don't want to be a midget

5'4 isn't that bad. It's like 5 inches below average.

[Hunter501]

Yeah, but I am actually pretty physically strong

[i AwoN i]

I'll post a cooler compilation of clips like that when I sober up which may not be for a long time. I must edit them and find them but I've been meaning to do this for years when I was 15-16 my friends and I did cool stunts like that sparatically and always wanted to combine them into a cool video but never did. I want to do it now but it's hella to much effort to stand up.

I like that one though I got nice air and the snowman was in the absolute perfect spot haha

[OcR MYK]

A1, you have an.....interesting life.

One time I went to the doctor because i had problems peeing. So he asks me to pull my pants down so he can examine my penis. Then he asks me if I masturbate often. I said no (which is bullshit) And then he asked me to demonstrate how i masturbate on his finger. It was really weird.

[Hunter501]

A1, you have an.....interesting life.
One time I went to the doctor because i had problems peeing. So he asks me to pull my pants down so he can examine my penis. Then he asks me if I masturbate often. I said no (which is bullshit) And then he asked me to demonstrate how i masturbate on his finger. It was really weird.
WTF????????????????

[i AwoN i]

A1, you have an.....interesting life.
.

Maybe so but to me I think my life sucks in the least emo way possible. I'm not going to type it out but I am messed up the only way I can contently sleep at night is if I smoke a large amount of weed or take 5-6 xanax and black out. Todays my birthday all I have to look foward to is smoking and hopefully not knowing what planet I am on for a short moment of bliss than passing otu and waking up to this shit again, nobody cared its a long story how I got to this point but 95% of my contacts in myphone are there for 'business' and I hate that but if I dont than I really wouldnt talk to anyone anymore. Reading that you'd think I'm some kind of ****** with a dick piercing or I dress in all black but I'm suprisingly normal, just something messed up happened to me when I was 14 and I didnt know how to handle it then.

[Lzk HellSpawn]

Maybe so but to me I think my life sucks in the least emo way possible. I'm not going to type it out but I am messed up the only way I can contently sleep at night is if I smoke a large amount of weed or take 5-6 xanax and black out. Todays my birthday all I have to look foward to is smoking and hopefully not knowing what planet I am on for a short moment of bliss than passing otu and waking up to this shit again, nobody cared its a long story how I got to this point but 95% of my contacts in myphone are there for 'business' and I hate that but if I dont than I really wouldnt talk to anyone anymore. Reading that you'd think I'm some kind of ****** with a dick piercing or I dress in all black but I'm suprisingly normal, just something messed up happened to me when I was 14 and I didnt know how to handle it then.

................o_0


Anyways Hunter MYK is right, he told me the whole story while we were in matchmaking. Then I asked him at school I wonder what our teamates thought of you're little visit to the doctor. XD

[Aaecus]

I like to change the audio of movies that I know to foriegn languages and pretend to translate them.

[scarytiger]

um, i play video games over 70+ hours a week me = big nerd.. but i do have a social life and a hot girlfriend and im decently popular in my school

[OcR Viper]

My goal in life is to create a chemical or drug that turns people into edible things. That way I'll take care of the excess population and overcrowding and famine in the world. =)

[OcR Gimp]

People are already edible... the drug you need to create should lower inhibitions towards cannibalism, lol.

Oh damn, now I have to contribute.

The colour of the tyres on my wheelchair are arranged in the same sequence as the MLG logo. This was pure coincidence; I had the wheels before I knew about MLG, but now I call my chair MLG instead of calling her Emily (yes, I name my wheelchairs).

[ixi xizor ixi]

alright a little about me. im 18 years old, 5 10, about 160 pounds, muscular but haven't been to the weight room in a few months. right now im single. im more interested in finding a job right now.

here is one thing a lot of you dont know about me:
im cool lol

my 360 is broke right now.

i just found out without all the lagging out i did when i had connection problems i have a 70% win percentage which is cool.

[OcR BigFish]

I spent $3,000.00 dollars on buisness lunches last year(sushi is fucking expensive)...

[Diabolicallemon]

On the original pokemon blue version i caught all 151 pokemon with no hacks and i play alot of not so popular sports and im a hunter my archery team was #1 in the state 2 years back and Im allergic to a lot of stuff

kinda boring but o well

[OcR Darkness]

I wasted $100,000 on a business that lasted less than 1 year. WTG Economy....

[NvrMetTheDoom]

I'm on a gang list.


EDIT: Just to clarify, I was associated with some people with Courage Crew (a straight edge "gang") and one day we got pulled over, our licences were taken, and the cops discovered my friends (who were in Albany visiting from Reno Nevada at the time) were on a Reno gang list for being in Courage Crew. For those of you who don't know, straight edge crews and gangs are very common on the west coast and it is because of many occurrences of violence that these gang lists are created. Once you're on a gang list, you're on it forever. Luckily for me, I'm not on that list as a gang member, I'm only an associate. Unluckily for me, if one of my friends ever commits a crime in the Albany NY area, the cops are coming to my house. I AM NOT IN A GANG. I am straight edge, and sadly there are some bad edge kids out there. I like to think that despite my friends being involved in some stupid activities that they are still good people.

[OcR Moose]

I'm on a please gangbang me list.
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Fixed.

[NvrMetTheDoom]

I'm really just projecting my inner homosexual feelings onto my friend. I'm sorry I can't come to terms with the fact that my homosexuality is now apparent to all of my friends, family, and loved ones. Including my boyfriend.

Fixed.
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[OcR Avatar]

I once drank water from the Mississippi River on a dare for $20, and surprisingly it tasted pretty good.

I also, in a drunken/high phase, had sex with a girl in my ex girlfriend's bed.

[Lycan]

I got a possesion of marijuana ticket last summer.

(Not proud of it, but it's something about me you probably didnt know).

[OcR Nightmare]

OcR Moose and OcR Doom are my heros.

[Lycan]

OcR Moose and OcR Doom give me a funny feeling in my pants

Fixed.

[OcR Killjoy 2]

I also, in a drunken/high phase, had sex with a girl in my ex girlfriend's bed.

Avatar is my hero

[NvrMetTheDoom]

Haha Dan you rule!!
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[OcR Avatar]

Yeah...not the best moment in my life..she's still mad at me, but meh, her loss for breaking up with me.

I have also taken shrooms and thought the sky looked like musical staffs and that I was a velociraptor.

[NvrMetTheDoom]

I edited my post to clarify any confusion.

[OcR Savage]

Doom, I didn't think you were in an actual gang. I was just asking what gang did the police thought you were in.;)

P.S. Lycan I already knew about the possession. :P

SavageSix

[OcR Nightmare]

I got an obsession with being dominated by males....:humped:

(Very proud of it, and I wanted you all to know).

Fixed.

[OcR Envy]

I got a possesion of marijuana ticket last summer.

(Not proud of it, but it's something about me you probably didnt know).

Haven't we all Lycan?

[OcR Horror]

Haven't we all Lycan?

I got caught by my mom with a bag of weed when I was like 15. I'd have preferred the cops.

[Lycan]

Idk my mom found out too, so it was bad either way! Oh well though, lets see I have another interesting one.

During one of my cross country races 2 years ago, I shit my pants!

[NvrMetTheDoom]

I shit my pants in 9th grade at a JV baseball game. I was a pitcher and I had a mean clumpy dumpy brewing and I really didn't like the kid at bat so I threw the hardest I've ever thrown in my life and I shat all over. Terrible day...
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[Lycan]

I shit my pants in 9th grade at a JV baseball game. I was a pitcher and I had a mean clumpy dumpy brewing and I really didn't like the kid at bat so I threw the hardest I've ever thrown in my life and I shat all over. Terrible day...
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LMAO my day was awful to!

[OcR Killjoy 2]

I'm the most un-fun person ever. heh. I've never drank, never smoked, etc. even though I'm around it all the time.

So my thing is I lived overseas til I was 10. Japan, then Germany.

[NvrMetTheDoom]

I'm the most un-fun person ever. heh. I've never drank, never smoked, etc. even though I'm around it all the time.

So my thing is I lived overseas til I was 10. Japan, then Germany.

That's sweet man! I wish I lived over seas. Do you speak any Japanese/German?
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[OcR Killjoy 2]

i can count to three and say good morning in german, that's it :(

[OcR Skier]

I shit my pants in 9th grade at a JV baseball game. I was a pitcher and I had a mean clumpy dumpy brewing and I really didn't like the kid at bat so I threw the hardest I've ever thrown in my life and I shat all over. Terrible day...
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Damn, and mine was going to be a "shat my pants" story as well. Oh well.

Here's something: I brew my own beer, roast my own coffee and make my own wine. I also grow my own vegetables and kill and eat as many animals as I can legally do that to.

[OcR Lateralus]

Is brewing your own beer legal?

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

Idk my mom found out too, so it was bad either way! Oh well though, lets see I have another interesting one.

During one of my cross country races 2 years ago, I shit my pants!

:err: eww....

[OcR Skier]

Is brewing your own beer legal?

Very. I just can't sell it. I can't LEGALLY distill my own spirits, but I've been thinking of doing that as well :) A company from New Zealand makes one that can make a liter of 80 proof liquor in like 20 minutes or so... Vodka anyone?

[OcR Moose]

Heres something: When I first joined OcR i was hoping it was a dating service. Then i met you guys in meadowlands and realized dreams do come true.

[Memoryyyy]

LMAO Lycan.

Well my name is Emmanuel which means "God is with us" and I'm actually Atheist O___O
Also when I was in 8th grade I held a bag of weed and a pipe for my friend during FCAT (Florida something something Test) and I smelled terribly.. everyone thought I hadn't taken a shower but I happened to think I smelled pretty Funkay (in a good way) lol and I actually was curious to how it tasted to I shoved some in my mouth while I was in the bathroom... terrible D:

[OcR ROCKETR]

FCAT = Florida's Comprehensive Assessment Test (aka the worst test in the world)

I hated taking the FCAT so much because it's completely retarded and shows nothing at all...

What were you doing with weed in the 8th grade? Man, they start really early nowadays. I mean, sure it was existent in middle school for me as well but not during the school day (kids came on campus to smoke it after school...because they're cool like that...). Teachers and faculty were all over that stuff like crazy, lol.

[OcR Darkness]

During one of my cross country races 2 years ago, I shit my pants!

Probably from too much buttered popcorn?

[OcR Defkism]

im 23 and look 15.

[Memoryyyy]

FCAT = Florida's Comprehensive Assessment Test (aka the worst test in the world)

I hated taking the FCAT so much because it's completely retarded and shows nothing at all...

What were you doing with weed in the 8th grade? Man, they start really early nowadays. I mean, sure it was existent in middle school for me as well but not during the school day (kids came on campus to smoke it after school...because they're cool like that...). Teachers and faculty were all over that stuff like crazy, lol.

Lmao naw I don't smoke and never have (except 2nd hand) :/
But it was back when I could never say no and now I regret it xD

And after all that DID lead me to becoming A.T.I. (Above the Influence) :P

[OcR Avatar]

Psh...there's nothing wrong with smoking weed...just do it in a controlled environment every once in a while with good friends. I only do it on occasion and contrary to popular belief, it's not addictive.

[OcR Envy]

Psh...there's nothing wrong with smoking weed...just do it in a controlled environment every once in a while with good friends. I only do it on occasion and contrary to popular belief, it's not addictive.


It can be addictive.

Something some of you may not know, I was a drug addict for a long time. Whatever you had I did, nothing in the nose nothing in the vain. Those where my only rules. I smoked 3-4 times a day for 8 years while taking whatever else I could get my hands on. Only recently have I started cleaning up my act.

[OcR Lateralus]

Thats really good you started cleaning up your act:)
On a completely unrelated note, you reminded me of the councilor from the movie Role Models just then.
As for something you may not know about me. I broke my nose two months ago fighting in the parking lost outside of my school. You should see the other guy;)

[OcR Horror]

On the subject of fighting, I once got a gig cancelled after I knocked the lead singer of the band out cold at the bar beforehand. He was being a dick to everyone, talking shit thinking he was a 'rock star' and got right up in my face, like nose to nose. He walked away then hit me in the back of the head after I turned around, which I wasn't about to let go unpunished. I only hit him once. Was a good one though, right across the chin.

[Lycan]

SUNSET BAY - Kody B. Hill, 18, of Collins and Adam S. Steves, 17, of Collins were charged July 16 with unlawful possession of marijuana.
Deputies said Hill's vehicle was stopped on Alleghany Road for an unsafe start and the investigation uncovered a small quantity of marijuana in their possession.


Thats the police report LMAO. My middle name starts with an R, but this is probably what they thought of me!!!

[NvrMetTheDoom]

One time I put my .357 Magnum in someones's face because he threatened to kill my mom. I was 16, and the gun was not loaded. His pants were loaded however...loaded with shit.
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[OcR Nightmare]

Heres something: When I first joined OcR i was hoping it was a dating service. Then i met you guys in meadowlands and realized dreams do come true.

:err:

One time I put my .357 Magnum in someones's face because he threatened to kill my mom. I was 16, and the gun was not loaded. His pants were loaded however...loaded with shit.
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>:]

[OcR Lateralus]

Lycan, I'm pretty sure if they fuck something like that in the police report you can't be charged in court. My mom went to court a while ago and they had to dismiss the case because they got the date wrong on some sheet.

[i AwoN i]

I had to be hospitalized for taking too many fun chemicals at once, after that they sent me to some mix AA/NA/mental place that was basically like a prison. I was talking with this schizophrenic chick who invited me to her room since her roomate was sleeping. About a second after we started kissing some fat cartoonish caricature staff member is all in our business -hey you two can't be doing that bla bla....they made me switch to another facility after that. She was pretty serious and the timing was some form of divine cockblock manifested in the form of a fat staff member. Later I found out she is some kind of nude-paint-art whatever model, shit happens...in the rearview having sex with a schizo in a mental hospital who I had met 3 hours ago may not have been the best idea anyway but I was bored as hell.

[OcR Nightmare]

I had to be hospitalized for taking too many fun chemicals at once, after that they sent me to some mix AA/NA/mental place that was basically like a prison. I was talking with this schizophrenic chick who invited me to her room since her roomate was sleeping. About a second after we started kissing some fat cartoonish caricature staff member is all in our business -hey you two can't be doing that bla bla....they made me switch to another facility after that. She was pretty serious and the timing was some form of divine cockblock manifested in the form of a fat staff member. Later I found out she is some kind of nude-paint-art whatever model, shit happens...in the rearview having sex with a schizo in a mental hospital who I had met 3 hours ago may not have been the best idea anyway but I was bored as hell.


i rofl'd hard.

[OcR Killjoy 2]

thats a story for the grandkids lol
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[OcR Pizza]

Lol, that's pretty funny.

[Memoryyyy]

Here's somethin' you didn't know
I'm racist towards Hispanics.. I despise every part of them (mostly cubans) and their Culture.. in my school the boys are wanna-be's with the whole abercrombie trend and desperately looking for girls while the girls are high pitched and learn that the more body they show the more attention they get.. It's just the full breeds yah know?

But the thing is that I'm also Hispanic :l

[NvrMetTheDoom]

Here's somethin' you didn't know
I'm racist towards Hispanics.. I despise every part of them (mostly cubans) and their Culture.. in my school the boys are wanna-be's with the whole abercrombie trend and desperately looking for girls while the girls are high pitched and learn that the more body they show the more attention they get.. It's just the full breeds yah know?

But the thing is that I'm also Hispanic :l

Holy shit. I was like "is he really saying that"? Then I got to the last sentence and I let out a big sigh of relief.
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[Memoryyyy]

Lol it's still racist I believe so I don't know what that sigh of relief was for..
Wait.. IS it racist to hate your own kind? Hmm..
And also I know it's bad to hate a certain race but I just get annoyed so easily by the Hispanics down at my school.. I'm sure somewhere else they're just fine but It seems like it's their culture to act all cool and wear the same shirts as everyone else..

[Reminds me of last year when turning Bisexual seemed like a fashion trend for girls :l

[OcR Valorius]

Lol it's still racist I believe so I don't know what that sigh of relief was for..
Wait.. IS it racist to hate your own kind? Hmm..
And also I know it's bad to hate a certain race but I just get annoyed so easily by the Hispanics down at my school.. I'm sure somewhere else they're just fine but It seems like it's their culture to act all cool and wear the same shirts as everyone else..

[Reminds me of last year when turning Bisexual seemed like a fashion trend for girls :l

Nah its cool man you aren't white.... you can't be racist unless your white!

[sysrevolt]

Lol it's still racist I believe so I don't know what that sigh of relief was for..
Wait.. IS it racist to hate your own kind? Hmm..
And also I know it's bad to hate a certain race but I just get annoyed so easily by the Hispanics down at my school.. I'm sure somewhere else they're just fine but It seems like it's their culture to act all cool and wear the same shirts as everyone else..

[Reminds me of last year when turning Bisexual seemed like a fashion trend for girls :l

I actually had the same issue myself, hating hispanics while being hispanic. My hate was more towards hispanics who come into this country and obtain the benefits an American has but have no respect for an American flag or anything with America.

My parents migrated from Mexico to America about 20 years ago legally. They worked hard to come into America, and then they continued to work hard to become part of this great country. They worked hard to go from a trailer park to live in the suburbs. And then I see these kids waving the Mexican flag in America saying Illegal people need rights and whatever nonsense they speak. I understand the process to come into this country legal can be a long and hard process, but it is not like people have not done it before.

And just look at the problems Americans have to face when border security is not being taken serious. We now have deadly serious gangs in border cities of Mexico doing work for drug cartels.


Anywho, something about myself is that I am addicted to Speed. I am not talking about drugs, I am talking about going 130 MPH+. It doesn't help that I am around modified cars all the time. I am currently on a suspended license, which will be up Dec 18. But I am still addicted to speed, and I will be purchasing a crotch rocket for next summer.

[OcR Nightmare]

I want to work for border control, that'd be a fun job keeping the illegal out... Im applying. I don't mind legal immigrants however, I hate people that act a certain way to be a part of a clique or w/e, or as stated above, come into this country waving their flag as kind of to say that hey, im in your country, but im gonna boast about how great my country is even though I don't live their. I mean, if you're gonna have pride in your country, keep it in your house, nothing wrong their, but there are some people who don't want to see you waving you're flag or w/e else you can show off with.

I hate most people to sum it up.

on a lighter note, doom's story about shitting his pants playing baseball is winning in my book.

I used to have members from the gang ms-13 living above me in this awful apartment complex.

[OcR Pizza]

Well, these are quite some storys. But I guess since I'm going to post I have to post about myself as well. This is something no one knew because I like to keep a secret most of the time. I'm quite short for my age, I'm 15 and under 5 foot. -sighs- Oh well what can you do when you have a short family.

[OcR Nightmare]

ozzie 677 is 20 and he is barely over 5 foot tall, I can only make fun of him cause I know him.

[OcR Pizza]

ozzie 677 is 20 and he is barely over 5 foot tall, I can only make fun of him cause I know him.

Well I guess I feel a little better haha.

[ByFaythNotSight]

*WARNING* Wall ahead!

In 2005 I was working for a large scale sign company in Charleston,SC designing signs and the like. One day, my boss asked me if I would go out to a work site and assist the installation guys with installing a rather large sign. Of course, I agreed. After we were finished I was walking to the cab of the boom truck we used to place the sign and the next thing I knew I was in the hospital. My wife later told me that the 2+ ton boom arm on the truck failed and fell....smacking me on my head/shoulders as I was walking toward the truck. I broke my neck, back and my foot was pointing toward my rear end. I would have no doubt been crushed, but "Someone" was watchin out for me that day. One of my buddies had left the door to the truck open and after hitting me, the boom arm hit the door hinge and came to a rest there giving my co-workers time to pull me out of the way before the door gave way. What a day!

[OcR Pizza]

Wow, that is quite a day. I hope your alright now man. You're so lucky that you were able to be carried out of there.

[ByFaythNotSight]

Oh I am all good now buddy. Took 8mo in a halo-ish type contraption and a brace from my neck to my waist but I am alive, walkin, talking , and my thumbs still work so I'm good. ;)

[OcR Nightmare]

"Your Buddy" was watching out for you that indeed sir. Glad to hear that everything went ok.

[OcR Pizza]

Oh I am all good now buddy. Took 8mo in a halo-ish type contraption and a brace from my neck to my waist but I am alive, walkin, talking , and my thumbs still work so I'm good. ;)
Well thats good ;) Glad your alright.

[OcR Faith]

Thought id add myself to this thread.

I used to Dive (board) when I was younger and went to a few competitions around the country and have placed third-first. i gave up on my sportiness when due to too many shoulder problems. How ever do love swimming so go as much as possible to keep vaguely in shape (doesnt work), also used to swim for cambridge how ever gave that up a lot before diving as 5 hours of pool time a night was getting a bit strenuous.

Linked to water sports I have done my scuba diving qualifications and am now a certified diver, the next step on that line is to do my masters, ive swam with dolphins and sharks. The dolphins were in a controlled environment how ever the shark was out in open waters when i was in florida, only a baby one but where there is a kid there usually is a mother, so got out of the place asap :D

Other than water sports and gaming im not a very out going kind of guy, as im under 18. As soon as my birthday comes i plan to change that and go out a lot more.

Ben

[OcR Darkness]

Lycan and I stayed the night at Savage's house, and we all were rubbing lotion on each other and Savage's mom walks in and catches us all. Savage got grounded and Lycan and I had to leave. :(

[OcR Faith]

Lycan and I stayed the night at Savage's house, and we all were rubbing lotion on each other and Savage's mom walks in and catches us all. Savage got grounded and Lycan and I had to leave. :(

Thats a shame i bet you lot would have had fun trying to slide down the street being all lubed up and all :p

Ben

[NvrMetTheDoom]

Lycan and I stayed the night at Savage's house, and we all were rubbing lotion on each other and Savage's mom walks in and catches us all. Savage got grounded and Lycan and I had to leave. :(

Isn't Lycan like 18?

[OcR Darkness]

Isn't Lycan like 18?

Yes, it all was for his 18th Bday. it was one hell of a party too. ;)

[Lycan]

Isn't Lycan like 18?

Yes he is, but this was when I was a minor :P

Well, these are quite some storys. But I guess since I'm going to post I have to post about myself as well. This is something no one knew because I like to keep a secret most of the time. I'm quite short for my age, I'm 15 and under 5 foot. -sighs- Oh well what can you do when you have a short family.

My parents are around 5 feet, both of them and I am like 5'10" so I got lucky.

[NvrMetTheDoom]

Wow. Thats weird.

[OcR Faith]

My parents are around 5 feet, both of them and I am like 5'10" so I got lucky.

*cough* adopted *cough*

Ben

[OcR Skier]

*cough* adopted *cough*

Ben

No, they probably would have admitted that by now >:]

[OcR Lateralus]

They're still having trouble coming to terms with the fact the adopted Lycan. Could you imageine having him as a son? Jeeze:P It will be a long while before they tell him.

LOVE YOU LYCAN

[Slayer537]

One time I broke my hip while cheerleading for a powder puff football game, yet I don't get hurt when I get T-Boned..go figure.

[PrivatexDonutx]

lol im thinking why am i saying this but here i go, i stayed at my mates house once n he realy pissed me off so when he was sleeping i sat on his face with my bare arse until he woke up n kicked my arse lol

[whoami40]

I love to collect old video games. I have a nice haul of nintendo things which probably totals up at right around $500. Today i traded oblivion and kotor2 for a pokemon edition gameboy color and every pokemon through gold and silver (:

[MinorMallets]

I am a percussionist. I play marimba and drums. That's where the name comes from Minor is a chord quality A and marimba is a mallet instrument.

[OcR Juneau]

I use to run a lot, not so much anymore due to having a bum knee (mostly bike now).

I ran for a SUNY school and went to NCAA Nationals three times. Was a Freshman All-American in 2006 and was a part of the Team National Champions in 2008. Have a fancy NCAA ring too. :biggrin:

[OcR Valto]

I play with a provcial (like a state) U16 vollyball team. I have already been scouted for university and college teams in the states. I also like to play badminton
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[Lycan]

I use to run a lot, not so much anymore due to having a bum knee (mostly bike now).

I ran for a SUNY school and went to NCAA Nationals three times. Was a Freshman All-American in 2006 and was a part of the Team National Champions in 2008. Have a fancy NCAA ring too. :biggrin:

Thats it :P

[a Carcass]

I run trains on chicken tenders.
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[OcR Valto]

I run trains on chicken tenders.
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What?
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[Sennen Hyuuga]

What?
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If I'm not mistaken, he was quoting the movie "Role Models"...

Oh yeah, let me see...
I flew a helicopter once. Or rather, the pilot handed control over to me at 2500 feet up. I was about 12 or 13 at the time...

[OcR Darkness]

I'm a beast at MW2 :P

[OcR Moose]

I am very picky when it comes to women.

I was a part of the only team at my school to ever win a state championship.

[Lycan]

^^I am very picky too...

Keeping with states, I went to states for 2 different sports during my senior year (Cross Country and Baseball).

[An Odd Armchair]

I'm British and Irish.

[Walk is Rippin]

im white like sam adams beer and play halo

[OcR NinjaKitty]

Hahahaha you'll never hear that http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/someone12345/walleye.jpg

I'm a sucker for British and Australian accents.

[Letthe]

I'm heterosexual.

And.

XY.

[OcR Juneau]

I am very picky when it comes to women.

I was a part of the only team at my school to ever win a state championship.

I'm even pickier about women.

I was also a part of the only team at our school to ever win a state championship.

I went to 4 state championships in Cross Country (2002-2005, State Champs in 2004), 3 NCAA Championships (2006-2008, NCAA Champs in 2008, Frosh All-American in 2006[I know I already said this]).

I was ranked 256th in the World in SOCOM II, my good friend was ranked 800th. We would routinely 2v6 people and win on a consistent basis.

I'm a Computer Science Major, with a concentration in System and Network Administration.

I'm a sucker for British and Australian accents.

This is why I want to move to the UK.

[OcR Dr Holliday]

I am very picky when it comes to women.

I was a part of the only team at my school to ever win a state championship.


By picky he means not having the fortitude to speak to women, especially in line for roller coasters at Cedar Point

I was lucky to be a part of quite a few succesful athletic squads as well in high school and college:
3-peat State Baseball Champions 2002-2004
3 State semi-finals football appearances 2001, 2003-04
& my favorite is 2004 Wrestling Team, only in school history to place top 10...which leads me to something interest about myself

When I was at BGSU for wrestling I once cut 19 pounds in 2 weeks, came in overweight by 3 lbs about 3 hours before the start of weigh ins, ran ran and ran until I passed out, my teammate woke me up with smelling salts, I then went to the bathroom 3 times, jerked it and still came in overweight by .1 lbs. and was not allowed to wrestle that duel lol

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

Hmm, since we are on athletic bragging. I was a two time club champion at Hazeltine National, where they played the PGA championship in 2002 and 2009 and the US Open in 1970 and 1991. Did I mention I was only 17/18 when I won (consecutive years).

Also, I lost the last digit of my middle finger when I was two in a slammed door. It was successfully reattached, however I have little to no feeling in it.

[OcR Dr Holliday]

Hmm, since we are on athletic bragging. I was a two time club champion at Hazeltine National, where they played the PGA championship in 2002 and 2009 and the US Open in 1970 and 1991. Did I mention I was only 17/18 when I won (consecutive years).

Also, I lost the last digit of my middle finger when I was two in a slammed door. It was successfully reattached, however I have little to no feeling in it.


That's pretty awesome ROWE. I was in no shape or form trying to brag about starving 19 lbs. off my body and jerking it to make weight. Just an fyi

[ChimpAdict7]

i have a learning disability. I dont know what it's called but it's were things dont stick in my mind at first. it takes multiple times for me to either understand it or know it. Like in school, i wont learn something at first, it takes lots of examples for it to stick in my head.

Been in RSP since 1st grade

[OcR Moose]

At a line in a roller coaster is not exactly my kind of time of talking to a girl. I would have done it if we were on it while you were in pain.

I have never broken a bone in my body.

[OcR Dr Holliday]

At a line in a roller coaster is not exactly my kind of time of talking to a girl. I would have done it if we were on it while you were in pain.

I have never broken a bone in my body.


I haven't broken a bone either, but I will hit on a girl at her own funeral...time/place doesn't matter.

Also, I am ambidextrous

[OcR ROCKETR]

At a line in a roller coaster is not exactly my kind of time of talking to a girl. I would have done it if we were on it while you were in pain.

I have never broken a bone in my body.

Haha, I feel ya, Ty.

I also have never broken a bone in my body. I also only have one functioning kidney. The other one is there but just doesn't work. :P Doctors are unsure of the cause. Spent a lot of my elementary school days at Shands getting "treatment".

[OcR HalfBreed]

Im EMT certified and in Firefighter training here in Socal. im half black half white. im vegan. i DJ/ Produce for fun. i had never broken a bone until i broke 2 at once getting clipped in HS Football. and i have Green eyes, ladies love green eyes.

[SgtHart]

As far as sports...Ran track in HS but didn't want to do it in college. Mile time was 4:28 Two mile: 9:37 and Half was 1:56. I hated running but liked winning...I went to state for pole vault my first year as well.

I cut the end of my nose off as a child with a pair of hedge clippers, created an international incident in Thailand, flew in F-18 fighter jets a couple times in different countries, taped a friend between two mattresses and tossed him out a second story window and last but not least love to play practical jokes a favorite being the old chicken boulion in the showerhead...LOL. The list of ridiculousness goes on....

[Lycan]

I was born a girl...

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

I was born a girl...

It all makes so much sense now!

[OcR Skier]

A friend of mine once took a bottle of Vodka that we had all paid for to bed with him (on a Sunday at 11 pm in SC which means even though I was on an AF base, I was SOL to find more booze) for reasons we will never know. When he didn't open the door to our repeated pounding I started taking a piss on his door. Halfway through said piss he opened the door, to my pissing all over his legs, then he chased me down the hall with my wiener out of my pants and I put a cigarette out on him.

I don't think I even remembered this story until this thread for some reason.

[OcR HalfBreed]

I was born a girl...

wow, being born retar ded and a girl, youre more impressive then Hellen Keller.

[HWM BlacKnight]

Biomedical science student.
Have done my Gold duke of Edbindough (mountain navigation for 4+ days), Karate 4th belt, Kung Fu, Scuba diving (had to give this up for Uni) and I've clocked up 8-10 hours of flying time in powered aircraft. I'm also a fan of mountain biking and would love to really get involved in it next year at Uni here.

I've caused many injuries to myself some of which I don't remember as I was a child.
4 years ago I needed to get a 3-4 hour operation on my left arm the doctor described said how I had basically "Shattered my elbow". At first they only thought It was dislocated as I wasn't showing any signs of very intense pain as my threshold is very high. So after a x-ray and them telling me that I had broke every bone in my arm, caused tissue damage and that I needed an operation I wasn't too happy. Considering that I had a school trip in a week for Disney Land in Paris :(
So now I have 5 or so wires in my arm from the time of the operation which were inserted so the bones grew back together properly. Physiotherapy is incredibly painful btw.

[OcR Patriot]

When I was 12 I got depanced on 8 mile (yes the same 8 mile in the Eminem movie) during rush hour by the older neighborhood bullies.

I got those guy's back a few years later.

[OcR Cake]

I absolutely love Thunderstorms. : ]
(being reminded by the one we are having now : D)

[Oh Chemist]

Something odd about me. I was born in Norway, but I have two American parents, and I have brown hair.

[IRON Gravasaur]

Neato! I can't believe I missed this thread!

One thing to know about me, I evolved into jolteon on accident by tripping on a thunderstone, also I used to be a super Christian, don't rlly know what happaned?

EDIT: and oh yea, I don't have a bellybutton, being born and being able to have them were not an option :)
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[GriZzyy]

idk whats wierd about me but when my grandma was 2 over in germany nazi soldiers came and took her father and uncle to be nazi soldiers or they would murder them..they were both tall blonde and blue eyed i think thats kinda sad and wierd..but about me..i played all last fball season with a stress fracture in my back and i ended up being my high school team's defensive mvp and i am playing fball in college for mount st. joseph in cincinatti..started on my schools fball team since sophomore yr and LOVE the game of fball..i dont know what i would do if i wasnt preparing every offseason for fball and practicing and playing games in the fall. I also have an amazing girlfriend, her name is april and i love halo more than any other multiplayer game but my fav story in a video game ever was final fantasy X

[OcR Faith]

I'm a sucker for British and Australian accents.

We know *whistles innocently*

[i AwoN i]

I have unrivaled insomnia and I like it. You can get a lot done if you pretend 48hours = 1 day rather than 24 hours. My favorite spot to chill is in a chair facing a window in my bedroom. The blinds on the window are fashioned so I can see out but others can't see in. Sometimes I sit there all night and no one knows that I am watching.

[OcR BigFish]

I have unrivaled insomnia and I like it. You can get a lot done if you pretend 48hours = 1 day rather than 24 hours. My favorite spot to chill is in a chair facing a window in my bedroom. The blinds on the window are fashioned so I can see out but others can't see in. Sometimes I sit there all night and no one knows that I am watching.

Thats interesting but in a Alfred Hitchcok kind of way.

I build and program robots for a living.
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[Lycan]

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

[OcR Aggro]

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

good will hunting
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[Lycan]

good will hunting
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No. Anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

[i AwoN i]

I have a bizarre impulsive obsession with symmetry. I've trained myself to be ambidexterous so I can ''even out'' the amount of activity associated with muscle-memory. More so symmetry with symbols, it's hard to explain. I wish I could write two seperate topics simultaneously with both hands but I'm pretty sure thats 100% impossible, though it would be awesome to do.

I don't like hot showers. I believe I would get hypothermia if I were to put the shower to ''maximum cold'' setting but I've worked my body up so it is used to and comfortable with very, very cold water. I consider it a ''mental excersize'' similar to meditation etc. Your body is telling you ''warm! turn it to warm!'' but the goal is to practice will-power and ''stamina'' to physiologically based stress...for me it helps nullify the stress some people experience with things like argument with a friend etc. that kind of stuff.

[OcR Chicken]

I've drinken at least 7 diet cokes a day for the past year, usually its more like 13 a day though

[Hitman H94]

Well I'm British, never broken a bone in my body, like pizza, do kung fu don't drink, gonna start college after my summer holidays and can't think of anything else to say

[OcR FoRk]

I bump old threads sometimes.

Jk. I'm in a fraternity, which has taught me respect and the importance of pledges knowing their place. That mentality is how I view recruits of this clan, but I don't plan on cyber hazing anybody... yet ;)

[OcR Moose]

For those that dont know, I love animals and work at a Zoo.

[OcR Valto]

I'm painting all summer, I like to party with friends, long walks on the beach.........

[IRON Gravasaur]

I don't have a belly button O.o

[OcR Master]

I don't have a belly button O.o

No pics no proof.

Jk. :P Grav. I miss you..

I'm a baller.

[OcR Killjoy 2]

I am unnaturally good at taking tests. In 10th grade AP US history, we took a sample AP test the first day of class and I scored well into the 5 range. I ended up getting 7 fives 2 fours and a three on my 10 AP tests in high school, and I only studied for physics.. Also got the first 36 on the ACT in my school's history. All the actually-smart kids hated me.
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[OcR JEMICIDE]

I've been in undergrad for 9 years... but I ain't stoopid. :err:

[OcR Moose]

I've been in undergrad for 9 years... but I ain't stoopid. :err:

holy crap change your major that much? thats a lot of loans

[OcR Juneau]

I'm jacked and tan.

[OcR ROCKETR]

I'm jacked and tan.

Sexiest man alive.

[OcR SpeedDemon]

I was pulled over the first day I drove with my license by myself, 100 feet from arriving at my house.

Because of a busted headlight.

[OcR Master]

I was pulled over the first day I drove with my license by myself, 100 feet from arriving at my house.

Because of a busted headlight.

I remember when this happened. :P you were raging pretty hard.


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[OcR FoRk]

I've been in undergrad for 9 years... but I ain't stoopid. :err:

Most of that in community college? Don't worry, I feel ya

[OcR JEMICIDE]

Most of that in community college? Don't worry, I feel ya
Not exactly, you and Moose are both somewhat correct...

2 years - Univ. of Mich. (aerospace engineering)
3 years - Comm. College. (figuring out what I wanted to do that wasn't engineering, settled on architecture, attempted to re-apply to U of M architecture, denied twice (can only apply once a year) even though the architecture head of my comm. college reviewed my portfolio and said there was no way I wouldn't get in.)
4 years - Lawrence Tech. (totally f-ed on my transfer credit since I had been following a plan to get back into U of M, ended up having to do 4 years with how the course sequencing was setup. They finally got around to setting up a better transfer arrangement between my comm. college and LTU the year after I left. FML)

May 2012... I will finally graduate.

[OcR Evil]

Last night I was working as an enemy forces soldier for a infantry course. The students slept less than 3 hours per night in trenches for 5 days straight. It was time to fuck with them. We woke them up with artillery-simulation pyrotechnics (basically 1/4 sticks of dynamite) at 2am. Their main machine gun was down, jammed and the gunner was having trouble fixing it. I threw a smoke grenade to cover my advance, ran through the smoke and sprayed the trench with a 30 round mag, of automatic M16 fire (blanks). Their instructor told them they were dead so I jumped in the trench, fixed the jam on the gun and proceeded to mow down an entire section with their main gun.

Their course warrant officer found out and a lot of yelling at students was heard by our squad after we withdrew. Students ended up doing attacks all night as punishment :D

[OcR Pizza]

I like pizza.

[OcR Envy]

Im a college drop out who makes more money than your average graduate. I think college degrees are a huge waste of money and that trade schools and certificate programs are the way of the future.

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[OcR Lateralus]

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[OcR Valto]

I like VolleyBall.

[OcR JEMICIDE]

I like VolleyBall.
I'm half surprised you didn't try to call it ValtoBall. :P

[OcR SpeedDemon]

Im a college drop out who makes more money than your average graduate. I think college degrees are a huge waste of money and that trade schools and certificate programs are the way of the future.

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I considered a vocational school, but I go to a community college for a lot less than a trade school, taking a program offered by General Motors. I get a degree and I spend less money, seems like a win-win.
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[OcR PoGoNiP]

I have taken apart my body and forgot how to put it back together.

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

Im a college drop out who makes more money than your average graduate. I think college degrees are a huge waste of money and that trade schools and certificate programs are the way of the future.

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[OcR Moose]

Im a college drop out who makes more money than your average graduate. I think college degrees are a huge waste of money and that trade schools and certificate programs are the way of the future.

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I dont know. I got paid to go to college. I see no money wasted :nah:

[OcR Skier]

I dont know. I got paid to go to college. I see no money wasted :nah:

Me too, plus you don't get into the natural sciences without going to school.

[OcR Envy]

Just my opinion. Not looking to debate.

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[OcR Cake]

This time next year I will be a fully certified Structural Engineer

[NvrMetTheDoom]

I've been writing a movie script since high school (2006). I like it so much I haven't touched it in 3 months.

[OcR Otter]

I am from New Zealand. I also write.

[OcR Master]

I am from New Zealand. I also write.

And you have a pretty awesome accent. :P


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[Hunting4You0011]

I am one of the few and proud people to have completely shattered their knuckle bone while playing football without tackling or being tackled.

Did you know trying to catch a football 5 ft away from the person throwing it (with all their might) hurts?

Oh, and I have a KISS tongue naturally, no surgery. I can touch my nose and the bottom of my chin :P

[OcR JEMICIDE]

...Oh, and I have a KISS tongue naturally, no surgery. I can touch my nose and the bottom of my chin :P
I bet that's popular with the ladies. ;)

[OcR Skier]

After I got back from my first deployment I almost threw the ole bone at this super hot chick that I'd been talking with throughout the stint in the desert. She came at me hard and fast when I got back, but thanks to a shaky feeling I had about her I somehow overcame the 4-months-with-no-sex-rage and sent her packing with promises of sealing the deal the next night. I woke up in the morning, went to the chow hall with one of my best buds, and it was at THAT point that he told me she had genital warts. What a pal.

[OcR Otter]

I like Kasabian. They are awesome.

[OcR HalfBreed]

I considered a vocational school, but I go to a community college for a lot less than a trade school, taking a program offered by General Motors. I get a degree and I spend less money, seems like a win-win.
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just so happens that one of the best fire technology courses in the country is at a community college around here. so i guess i lucked out. i get trade school education at community college prices

[OcR HalfBreed]

not to boast or anything, but I seem to be the least employable man in america at the moment... I can sense the jealousy

:(

[NST White TRASH]

did you know that the cut off at Hooters is five pitchers between two people? only if you don't know the waitress though

[OcR JEMICIDE]

did you know that the cut off at Hooters is five pitchers between two people? only if you don't know the waitress though
So can you get an extra half a pitcher with 3 people before getting cut off assuming you didn't know the waitress? ;)

[Sweet Pea]

Ever since I was little I have always wanted to become a diesel mechanic and a pro bull rider...I am pretty sure the diesel mechanic career is out the window, but I still want to ride a bull before I die. :)

[OcR Nemesis]

I thought that's why you married crazedbird !

(As rhino says). HYO!!!!!
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[OcR Patriot]

Ever since I was little I have always wanted to become a diesel mechanic and a pro bull rider...I am pretty sure the diesel mechanic career is out the window, but I still want to ride a bull before I die. :)

Hi Sweet Pea. My name is Patriot and I'm a senior member here at OcR. Not because of longevity in the clan so much as ...well I'm old.
Anyway welcome to our humble community. I understand your husband is a member (I don't know him but have heard good things about him) and you have an app in as well.
Your doing all the right things as far as being active and I'm confident you will fit in nicely here.
Good luck. OH....I almost forgot. The bull, there is plenty of bull here so no worries. haha
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[Sweet Pea]

I thought that's why you married crazedbird !

(As rhino says). HYO!!!!!
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LOL! I was wondering how many perverted comments I would get from that...GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER! Lol ;)
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[Sweet Pea]

Hi Sweet Pea. My name is Patriot and I'm a senior member here at OcR. Not because of longevity in the clan so much as ...well I'm old.
Anyway welcome to our humble community. I understand your husband is a member (I don't know him but have heard good things about him) and you have an app in as well.
Your doing all the right things as far as being active and I'm confident you will fit in nicely here.
Good luck. OH....I almost forgot. The bull, there is plenty of bull here so no worries. haha
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Thanks for the warm welcome, I really appreciate it! I am really hoping my app gets approved, everyone I've talked to/played with on here seems really nice. :)
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[OcR Nemesis]

GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER! Lol ;)


My Mind OWNS the gutter.