OcR Horror
02-20-2008, 09:14 AM
Hey ho folks, how's tricks? I just sent off an application to join the clan, never done anything like this before, I'm a poor boy from a dead end town so never had any internet access till I was at college!
Anyway, I'm Paul Lawson, 25, from the North East of sunny England. We're called Geordies and have the sexiest accent in England (apparently!). I'm a graphic designer, currently head of design at a magazine called Envy! It's a woman's mag, not really my cup of tea, but it's a job right? I love Halo, and bore my poor friends to death with it, and Halo 3 is the first time I got online with any game. I'm not the greatest player, but I play fair, and that's enough for me. Currently shooting up the ranks after discovering you had to play ranked games to boost skill (dumbass)! My brain moves so fast I stumble sometimes, and it got me the annoying nickname 'Media God' from my smart-assed friends, as I jump from reference to link to similarity to quote and back again through all forms of media. I'm like one of those savant folks who know everything but can't tie their shoelaces. Thank god for velcro, I say.
But I digress. I listen to any music that's fast, loud, melodic or just wierd (dragonforce, anyone?), I hate cheaters, bad design (your site is nice, well done!), rap/hip-hop, and rich people who pretend to be poor just to get street cred (so the entire british music industry then). My preffered drink is a scotch and threat, but bourbon, gin or mead will also do nicely. And finally, I do anything to help anyone out, it's in my working class blood. So yeah, that's me, feel free to pop by for breakfast, I'll smoke us up some kippers! Till next time, listen to Robocop and "Stay out of trouble".
Anyway, I'm Paul Lawson, 25, from the North East of sunny England. We're called Geordies and have the sexiest accent in England (apparently!). I'm a graphic designer, currently head of design at a magazine called Envy! It's a woman's mag, not really my cup of tea, but it's a job right? I love Halo, and bore my poor friends to death with it, and Halo 3 is the first time I got online with any game. I'm not the greatest player, but I play fair, and that's enough for me. Currently shooting up the ranks after discovering you had to play ranked games to boost skill (dumbass)! My brain moves so fast I stumble sometimes, and it got me the annoying nickname 'Media God' from my smart-assed friends, as I jump from reference to link to similarity to quote and back again through all forms of media. I'm like one of those savant folks who know everything but can't tie their shoelaces. Thank god for velcro, I say.
But I digress. I listen to any music that's fast, loud, melodic or just wierd (dragonforce, anyone?), I hate cheaters, bad design (your site is nice, well done!), rap/hip-hop, and rich people who pretend to be poor just to get street cred (so the entire british music industry then). My preffered drink is a scotch and threat, but bourbon, gin or mead will also do nicely. And finally, I do anything to help anyone out, it's in my working class blood. So yeah, that's me, feel free to pop by for breakfast, I'll smoke us up some kippers! Till next time, listen to Robocop and "Stay out of trouble".