OcR Lateralus
05-11-2009, 10:19 PM
So Def posted a youtube link in the chatbox and I checked it out. Bored, I decided I'd give it a whirl. After several failed attempts to write something on my guitar I decided I'd cop out and write a rap. It's got a lot of swearing so I'll censor. Anyways, here is the link: YouTube - Mythic Songwriting Contest - Win Recon Armor! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-qZu_0CEv8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Farmtheflag%2Ecom%2Fforums%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D3450&feature=player_embedded)
and it'd be really cool if you guys decide to pitch in as well. The winner gets Recon! This is just the lyrics and I have yet to record but hopefully it sounds good. Anyways, here it is………
4 cups cups of coffee,
3 maps,
Midnight, so psyched!
The countdown begins.
Marketplace I’m ready to buy
Nervous like death row; ready to fry.
(CHORUS)
Now I got the maps and I’m ready to pown.
Dancing round newbs like a do-see-do.
Controller in my hand playin all night.
Waitin for C.O.D to see the light.
Sandbox, it’s a sandy place.
Can’t spawn without a rocket f**king your face.
And warthogs? Whats with that?
These bungie mother-f**kers are fuckin whack.
These newbs, don’t know what to do.
Let me present this sh*t like it’s on the news
you need skillz to own this map
So sit right back cause I’m on the attack.
Can’t find a Br, it’s ok.
Grab the OV and I’m on my way
REGEN! You got schooled!
With my a** in a chopper you better move.
Three stories of fun and I’m pitching a tent
Bought the map packs can’t afford rent.
(CHORUS)
Now I got the maps and I’m ready to school.
Killing frenzy times 3 you’re all f**kin fools.
Controller in my hand, playin all night.
waitin for you GEARS fans to see the light.
Orbital! On this maze I r*pe.
Grab a BR to seal their fate.
like tony the tiger this map is great!
When I got the sniper it’s me you hate.
See this map in pregame, It raise my hairs;
Where else you get to mongoose up and down stairs?
Power weapons, on the top floor.
you get spanked
(please sir may I have some more?)
O to the R to the BIT to the TAL
To your death in the pit, Cause I have you now.
(CHORUS)
Cause now I got mythic I ain’t no fool.
Get a couple games in before school.
Controller in my hand, playin all night.
Left 4 dead got nothing on my Orbital light.
If I hear you b*tch about assem-ba-ly
Imma come to your house and dismember thee
Invis Rockets for the win!
Crack with the hammer, watch your head spin.
Power drain, you ain’t no sitch.
Better take the high ground,
Or become my bitch.
I’ve never been one for meth of weed
But when I play this map it’s like doing speed.
I win, you lose, simple as that
With hours of mythic fun I’m gonna get fat.
MYTHIC FOR THE WIN!
Obviously I downplay the bad things about mythic but I did my best to kiss a**. It is supposed to be about how much you LOVE mythic. It's really lame now that I re-read it but whatever lol.
and it'd be really cool if you guys decide to pitch in as well. The winner gets Recon! This is just the lyrics and I have yet to record but hopefully it sounds good. Anyways, here it is………
4 cups cups of coffee,
3 maps,
Midnight, so psyched!
The countdown begins.
Marketplace I’m ready to buy
Nervous like death row; ready to fry.
(CHORUS)
Now I got the maps and I’m ready to pown.
Dancing round newbs like a do-see-do.
Controller in my hand playin all night.
Waitin for C.O.D to see the light.
Sandbox, it’s a sandy place.
Can’t spawn without a rocket f**king your face.
And warthogs? Whats with that?
These bungie mother-f**kers are fuckin whack.
These newbs, don’t know what to do.
Let me present this sh*t like it’s on the news
you need skillz to own this map
So sit right back cause I’m on the attack.
Can’t find a Br, it’s ok.
Grab the OV and I’m on my way
REGEN! You got schooled!
With my a** in a chopper you better move.
Three stories of fun and I’m pitching a tent
Bought the map packs can’t afford rent.
(CHORUS)
Now I got the maps and I’m ready to school.
Killing frenzy times 3 you’re all f**kin fools.
Controller in my hand, playin all night.
waitin for you GEARS fans to see the light.
Orbital! On this maze I r*pe.
Grab a BR to seal their fate.
like tony the tiger this map is great!
When I got the sniper it’s me you hate.
See this map in pregame, It raise my hairs;
Where else you get to mongoose up and down stairs?
Power weapons, on the top floor.
you get spanked
(please sir may I have some more?)
O to the R to the BIT to the TAL
To your death in the pit, Cause I have you now.
(CHORUS)
Cause now I got mythic I ain’t no fool.
Get a couple games in before school.
Controller in my hand, playin all night.
Left 4 dead got nothing on my Orbital light.
If I hear you b*tch about assem-ba-ly
Imma come to your house and dismember thee
Invis Rockets for the win!
Crack with the hammer, watch your head spin.
Power drain, you ain’t no sitch.
Better take the high ground,
Or become my bitch.
I’ve never been one for meth of weed
But when I play this map it’s like doing speed.
I win, you lose, simple as that
With hours of mythic fun I’m gonna get fat.
MYTHIC FOR THE WIN!
Obviously I downplay the bad things about mythic but I did my best to kiss a**. It is supposed to be about how much you LOVE mythic. It's really lame now that I re-read it but whatever lol.