How to become pro at CoD

[OcR SiAo]

This is the 3 step guide to becoming a Professional CoD Player.

Step 1. Only use the M203 aka the Noob Tube.
Step 2. Use heartbeat sensor.
Step 3. Lay prone in the corner of any and all maps (with the exception of terminal, in which you lay at the back of the plane behind the ladder) and camp until all of the "scrubs" who are playing the game correctly come by and then you 'PewN' them.
Step 3.2 Claymore


I will also let you in on some of the steps to becoming a professional CoD trash-talk defender.

1. "D-D-CY" Deny, Deny, Compliment Yourself
Player 1: You SUCK, you camped the whole game!
The Professional Trash-Talk Defender: No I do not suck! I was not camping! I am so pro!

2. Scream into your Microphone
Player 1: You used the noob tube the WHOLE game!
The Professional Trash-Talk Defender: AHHHHHHHHH! BLAH BLAH HAGAGAGA! AHHHHH!!!!

And the most effective of all.
3. Repeat what the insulter says followed by a question mark.
Player 1: You Camped the whole game! You P***Y!
The Professional Trash-Talk Defender: Did I camp the whole game? Really? Did I!?

[OcR Precision]

LOL the funny thing is this hits the nail on the head with CoD trashtalkers.

[a Carcass]

Step 1. Only use the M203 aka the Noob Tube.


Its How I Roll

[OcR ROCKETR]

Its How I Roll

Carcass can't help that he is made of win and automatically achieves Pro status...

[Jimi Thingg]

Its How I Roll

I might also be guilty of this.:err:

[OcR Prunk]

i used the strategies above and went 26-5 :) sadly i didnt trash talk

Thank you Siao 8P

[OcR HalfBreed]

should you really be giving away all the secrets? how will games be won with everyone camping?

[NvrMetTheDoom]

A little warning to the guys that plan on prestiging, don't lose!! The 13 year old pros will bash you for being a "bad prestige".
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[OcR HalfBreed]

i dont really plan on prestige, i never did, why would i give away all the stuff i worked for?

[OcR Moose]

to work for more stuff? apparently theres more challenges when u prestige. My secret weapon for trash talking is having shawn in my party.

[NvrMetTheDoom]

to work for more stuff? apparently theres more challenges when u prestige. My secret weapon for trash talking is having shawn in my party.

Haha I'm pretty good at egging kids on. I'm just smarter than a lot of the kids on there so it's easy to make them look stupid without talking trash.
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[OcR Rhino]

i have not been trashed talked since i put dad as my clan tag i guess kids don't want to talk smack to someones dad
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[OcR Valorius]

A little warning to the guys that plan on prestiging, don't lose!! The 13 year old pros will bash you for being a "bad prestige".
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But Doom! You know prestiging means you are good! It's like being a 50 at halo and starting back at one!!!

[OcR Patriot]

i have not been trashed talked since i put dad as my clan tag i guess kids don't want to talk smack to someones dad
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[OcR Precision]

i have not been trashed talked since i put dad as my clan tag i guess kids don't want to talk smack to someones dad
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Yeah well...My dad's tougher than your dad :wideeyed:

[OcR Rhino]

I was a litle worried at first I would get more but since I did I have not heard a word from any youngens.

[OcR SiAo]

i put [4fun] and havent heard much if any

[LockeGenRedux]

I hear trashtalk about how nooby I am all the time. Then again, 44. Magnum with Tactical Knife and having your perks as Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando Pro and running around the map knifing anyone is pretty pro right?

[OcR SiAo]

I hear trashtalk about how nooby I am all the time. Then again, 44. Magnum with Tactical Knife and having your perks as Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando Pro and running around the map knifing anyone is pretty pro right?

exact same set up, went 32 and 12 last night. with an 11 kill streak.

[OcR Dr Holliday]

Haha so true Siao. I think I might start setting up a voice recorder in my basement just to be able to hear the filth that comes out of my mouth while playing this game.

[Walk is Rippin]

lack of skill gap = fail and why CoD has never and never will be the top game of MLG or any other gaming organization

[OcR Rhino]

lack of skill gap = fail and why CoD has never and never will be the top game of MLG or any other gaming organization

QFT!!