Best pick-up lines

[OcR Patriot]

If you guy's have more post them. (girls too)

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KEEP IT CLEAN GUYS

[OcR Rabbit]

i have a 4 star general in halo, let's bump uglies

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

Some of those are bad, I mean baaaaaaahhhhhhhhd

[OcR Juneau]

"Hey, is your name Katrina? Because you are blowing this black man away!"

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[IRON Gravasaur]

Hey baby whassup? Wanna come over later and I'll show you a trick Brad Pitt taught me?

Hey there's something on your butt! My eye!
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[OcR just iLL]

Only a joke one,

Were your parents retarded? Because you are one special lady.

[OcR Rhino]

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to jack off on your shadow.

[OcR Precision]

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to jack off on your shadow.
Whoa whoa we're talking pick-up lines not filing for sexual harassment :P

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to jack off on your shadow.
..... :err:

Uh, Rhino, you okay over there buddy?

[OcR Patriot]

..... :err:

Uh, Rhino, you okay over there buddy?

SOMEBODY CALL 911 :o

[OcR Rabbit]

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to jack off on your shadow.

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[OcR Gimp]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fk?"

[AdorkableKB]

"I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. " My favorite from the list. I would at least take the guy on a date for this one. Lol :P

[OcR Cake]

I’m like a plasma grenade. Once I get on you, you're guaranteed to explode.

[OcR Rabbit]

I’m like a plasma grenade. Once I get on you, you're guaranteed to explode.

except if the stickie bounces off before exploding

or if they have overshield

or armorlock

[OcR ROWEBLAST]

except if the stickie bounces off before exploding

or if they have overshield

or armorlock

You're no fun. :P

[OcR Faith]

"I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. " My favorite from the list. I would at least take the guy on a date for this one. Lol :P

dont say that your giving jolteon ideas :P

Ben

[OcR Prunk]

"Baby ill play you just like i play guitar hero."(and then u do a wigly motion with your fingers like your playing guitar hero) - Me
lol

"Excuse me lady i dont want to come between you.... or do i... " - Quagmire - Family guy

My favorite pickup line ever lol ^^

[Aaecus]

Nerd lines FTW!!

I've got a problem for you, help me simplify..

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