EMERGENCY ESPANOL

[i AwoN i]

EMERGENCY

I have stupid spanish class I've been busy normally I'd take this as an opportunity to find a hot girl I know good at spanish and ask her to tutor me but I;ve been really busy with shit...


I missed the first three classes because I was working (by working I mean sleeping). I have a very simple speaking exam tomorrow so I dont want to fuck it up, I missed all the classes so far and dont have a book either so thats why I have a problem.

Can anybody tell me how to just say

"I have brown eyes"

"I have short hair"

"I am tall"

"I am wearing t-shirt and shorts"

Thats it, I tried to google spanish translator, I could find something if I looked harder but all I found skimming was one word translations, and I dont know much spanish but I know they switch Os and As with the same word and shit so I dont want to make any grammar errors. Thats why spanish is retarded though they have letters that look the same but are randomly pronounced differently and they change letters etc, booo spanish. This will probably be the only time I do this though, this stupid class just came up on me quick its only a month I always cut the first few classes on the assumption they go through syllabis /gay stuff the first couple days but I was wrong.

[OcR Death]

1. yo tengo ojo castaño

2. yo tengo pelo corto

3. yo soy alto

4. llevo camiseta y calzones


4 is tricky. llevo literary stands for "i carry"

[i AwoN i]

Ahh man that was clutch thanks so much I owe you one.

[OcR Death]

1. yo tengo ojos castaños

2. yo tengo pelo corto

3. yo soy alto

4. yo llevo camiseta y calzones

be careful, llevo literary stands for "i carry"
also yo is understood, So you could say "yo soy alto" but all you need to say is "soy alto"

make sense?

[i AwoN i]

Yeah thanks a lot I knew it was a simple assaignment it would have been cake if I had a book /was in class but I don't know stuff like that off the top of my head, and I wouldn't want to wing it and do bad because this is something really easy.

Side note I'm watching espn, ryan howard national league mvp played on the single a phillies team from lakewood NJ, the blueclaws today. THATS CRAZY I played on the same field 2 games last summer!!! And they gave me a cool shirt I wear it everywhere, one of the parents filmed the game but I got with the kids sister so he doesnt talk ot me anymore : (

[Letthe]

Buy those fly pens that say what you write in Spanish. xP

[OcR Death]

sorry about the double post, i hate that!

[OcR cha0s]

It would be hilarious if Death just told you how to say, "I have a small penis" or something along those lines. But Death isn't an asshole, and it looks good to me even though I take French.

[OcR Death]

yo tengo... mui pequeño

[i AwoN i]

Actually if you know how to say funny stuff off the top of your head I'm dead serious I'll say some things /write them and if I write them on tests I can post them up. All I have to do is get a C or above.

I'm just taking this because its manditory so because I'm not shooting for a good grade I can mess around a little, and unlike most people who say they don't care I really don't care when I want to bomb a test I'll draw sailboats and stuff where A B C or D is supposed to go.

[OcR Asians]

Closed. Questions already answered. No need for more talk =P.